Category Archives: things that make me go barf

acting like children

I knew it would happen.  I did.  I knew I couldn’t live in the same smallish city with him and NEVER run into him. So I knew it was inevitable. But not mandatory. And after almost seven and a half … Continue reading

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Selfish Charity

She was so stinky. I mean, I have had some students who didn’t smell pleasant before, but this girl was so rank everyone had to hold their breath around here. And being pregnant, I often gagged when she came near … Continue reading

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The Day That Exploded

This week everyone is remembering.  Because we are not supposed to forget. So I will remember…. I was teaching middle school Spanish. The assistant principal came to the door to say a plane had crashed in the World Trade Center … Continue reading

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A Case of Swamp Ass

Was this a dumb choice?  This was a dumb choice, right?  I mean, I am going to regret this, right?  Well, it’s clearly too late now.It would be dumb to quit halfway through.  And I can’t erase what has already … Continue reading

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